Wednesday, January 19, 2011

the 90s round 2

this looks like somethin a jerk would wear

The 90s are coming back so hard, just like the 80s did circa 2k6. They have been coming back ever since the 80s became cool to uncool ppl. Its only a matter of time before the uncool people figure this out and the 90s become insanely cool and thus uncool to cool kids, but around this time the early 2ks will start coming back and we will all start ironically wearing ugg/timberland boots and slap braclets and sharktooth necklaces and abercrombie and tall tees. This process will repeat itself over and over until stuff from 5 days ago is gay, stuff from 4 days ago is popularly cool aka uncool, stuff from 3 days ago is  ironically cool , and stuff from 2 days ago is gay. gotta write this blog before the 90s are cool again

fave 90s jams/albums

Trax from Slowdive-Souvlaki

sick live versh

Trax from Weezer- Blue album
some of these songs are overknown so im gonna post live vids from the 90s in their place
weezers like my in my top 5 fave bands of all time

holy shit this is some vintage weez. Rivers still rockin the bowl cut, wearing a yellow button up tucked into waist high grandpa pants lookin like a effin grandpa. This was as rivers became a international alt rock guy and tried to look like he was confident by doing cool stuff like meekly raising his guitar in the air, trying to make everyone think he confident when rly he is still just a nerd. and before he became self aware of his nerdiness and got a cool guy hair cut. The rad thing is he didnt even know what he was doing, he was just bein a guy. nowadays the majority of pop ppl's image is so thought out and so far from who they really are they might as well just be actors, but this shit is real as shit. just nerdy bros who liked kiss/ metalica/ beach boys (maybe it just cause they are from cali) making music IN THE GARAGE, and chillin hard
0:56: Break in jonas -> Raises guitar -> fuckin whole crowd screams -> MY NAME IS WAKEFEILD = fuckin swag

this is a gay youtube video

'yo guys we need to cool down, people are getting hurt' -patrick (i think i dunno)

dude this intro thing is radical
haha rivers changing god damn nice
damn their swag is all da way turnt up in this performance

acapella part= fuckin swag even if its out of key, thats why its fuckin swag

0:32 'up, gotta quit singing so i can figure out wtf i am doin on this bass shit'- matt sharp (cam cuts to rivers)
all these corwd shots rule
damn rivers bustin out all da sick licks
god damn he is fuckin feelin it on the solo

couldnt find another live vid from the 90s cept this rehearsal video (which might be even more bad ass)
feel this song so fuckin hard. it is the ultimate borderline in love with a girl who thinks yr a loser song
when ever i listen tot his song it doesnt seem like 8 min, cant help but lose yrself in the music the moment you better never let it go go

Trax from Weezer- Pinkerton

damn this performance is fuckin swag, doesnt relly seem like it came out in 96, you only know fersure cause matty is up there bein a doofus

b4 i get started, just wanna point a few things out. This is the best weezer song in their discography imo. the intro/post chorus thing is kind of the greatest thing ive ever heard in my entire life no joke
real song starts at 2:18 when matty says 'der duh dur der duh dun'- matt sharp, the rest of it is weezer being losers
looks like this was after the bowl cut with rivers trying to be a classic cool rock and roll guy by letting his hair grow long, right before he got the cool guy haircut
'(pat puh poou pah puh pat...) O hi there, i am pat, drummer for critically acclaimed alt rock band weezer. We are on our fuckin shit right now since this looks like it took place sometime late 90s. i am actually rly good at drums i just intentionally keep things simple for weezer because thats just the what the music calls for and since i am a drum expert i dont really care about showboating, that shits for amateurs/losers unlike myself'- Pat, drummer for critically acclaimed alt rock band weezer
dude what a bunch of effing losers doing the put hands in middle then fling them up while shouting some gay shit like yr band name thing. at least shout something a cool bro would say like 'Fuck bitches' or 'we are cool'- a cool bro

damn sounds like matt sharps fuckin pissed about something
'god dammit i wish i could sing/play bass i am so fucking pissed'-matt sharp
'yo matt play an E bro, so i can make sure yr in tune for you cause you suck at everything'- Rivers Coumu

feel these lyrics: "you see momma ima good lil boi... it all yr fault MOMMA, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT"

'god damn all you jap ass bitches, yr all gay, fuck you' -rivers cuomo
wow this is kinda a lazy ass performance, still swag, rivers gets pretty soulful in some parts. sounds like a hungry black woman'
aww shit bonus japanese interview. kinda weird seeing some calvin klein 90s teenager speaking fluent japanese.
'i dunno man japan ppl are just as crazy as americans they love us, prob because rivers only sings about hot japanese bitches on pinkerton our latest album, plz go pick it up in stores, everyone hates it but ine a few years everyone will be like we were totally gay and love it maybe' -Brian Bell (me and him are related)

damn, crowd gets hyphy for the lesbian song
3:03, tempo shift decrease also known as a retardo to music guys, fuckin swag

posting the real versh cause the beginning sounds effing awesome

0:12 'YO BRO' - me when i went to the weezer show in 96

bonus interview with a 90s non-babe girl trying to be cool by making sarcastic inside jokes about the album that only the band and their true fans will get

Trax from Jesus and the Mary Chain - Automatic
Automatic is JMC's version of pinkerton (but vice versa), meaning that everyone hated it cause it was dif from the original style of the band cause we all know that everyone who is gay and not cool hates progression.
this album came out in 89 but i dont give a shit about anything cause i am rly cool

do all you d-bags fully understand how str8 rockin this song is?
right when the track starts you gotta hold your hand in a fist in the air, while making a snarl face, while goose neck head bopping to the song, do it bro it will make you feel cool

this track is even more rockin than head on, get with it or gtfo
feel like robbie zombie's entire vocal style is highly influenced by this one song or some shit like that, ive never even heard like more than half of rob zombie song and i think it was when i watched hit 1999 film The Matrix. that part where neo (what a cool guy name right) meets trinity (what a cool bitch name right) for the first time in that cuuuhrrraazzzyy club

Trax from The Telescopes- Altered Perceptions

damn that singer looks pretty bummed, probly about some bitch that he loves but thinks hes a loser so he injects heroin via a perfect needle into his veins to deal with it

couldnt find a fucking vid of the track, 'dead hole ends', go dl the album and check that track out

Trax from My Bloody Valentine- Loveless
this is my fave MBV album

this song is fuckin tits plain and simple, signature MBV bending of notes but with a mega catchy hook organ part awwww yeeeah

this fucking song pierces my soul every time i hear it
meaningful as fuck

this is cool because it is live and from 91
this is gay cause like i cant see anything, wtf is even going on, omg

'yeh my uncle is rly cool, he went to golden gate bridge it was cool'-90s alt babe

aight thats a lot of vids, gonna do a part 2 l8r

to be continued

holy shit what if 90s are already uncool to cool ppl and i am just a gay popular culture guy who is just now thinking the 90s are coming back. damn i would be a total douche bag

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