Sunday, January 9, 2011

2 videos of shitty lil rappers getting punched in the face that were posted on my facebook wall today



Gudda Gudda: Im Gudda Gudda
Mack Maine: And bitch im mack maiyeeyaaayeeeyaaine
Lil Chuckee: (veeeeuuummmp) sup guys
Lil Chuckee: check out this balloon i got
Lil Chuckee: im gonna throw it
Lil Chuckee: i bet wayne will think thats cool, i hope he thinks im cool, i wanna be just like him
Lil Wayne: I am gonna punch the shit out of you
Lil Chuckee: Yeah look at that balloon i just threw, looks cool
Lil Wayne: oh that lil nigga just threw a balloon i am def gonna punch the shit out of him
Lil Wayne: :)
(punches lil chuckee)
Lil Wayne: >:(
Lil Wayne: :)

Lil Chuckee: I love you lil wayne




Guy: yo whuddup we here wit lil b (the based god) havin a interview at a house
Lil B (the based god): yo its all about stayin positive and livin yo life
Lil B (the based god): you do what you gotta do, stay positive you feel me
Lil B (the based god): keepin dat shit real ya feel me do whatchu do
Lil B (the based god): I fucked yo bitch
Guy: what
Lil B (the based god): I fucked yo bitch cause i look like jesus mixed with bill gates
Lil B (the based god): you already know
Lil B (the based god): aww god damn based god i got a text message
Guy: -__-
(punches the shit out of Lil B [the based god])
Lil B (the based god): HEY
Guy: (rly punches the shit out of lil b [the based god])
Guy: holy shit i just punched lil b (the based god) i gotta get the fuck outta here
Guy: peace bitches
Lil B (the based god): God damn based god... swag

Sunday, January 2, 2011

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Breezy's (what a fgt) newest single. beat is fuckin killer. breezy's verse is pretty gay, somewhat cool. Busta goes in to the maximum. Wayne sorta just waynes it up, which is fine, but he doesnt exactly effing kill it.


This is a new jamie foxx track, but this version is all drake, which is cool cause foxx was just trying to be Drake anyways. sick track. drake falls in love with strippers. nice


Waynes first single from the Carter IV and its beautiful. read the lyrics as you listen yall
'swagger down pat, call my shit Patricia'
'if these niggas animals then ima have a mink soon'
'bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna'
'I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate'

Friday, December 31, 2010

Leo Clements - The Obnoxious Voice of... (free album download)

http://www.mediafire.com/?0y2kn0ew16utb9w

1. Cutss
2. Chuggah
3. Where I Live
4. Sugar
5. Sick Day
6. No Fucking Cat
7. No Joy
8. Breadwich
9. Bit Odd
10. Snowflake
11. Acid'd Out to Fuck, Mate (At Creamfields)
12. How I did it

My bro Leo (from ireland) has compiled a compilation of 'demos and shit' and subsequently slapped them together in a rar file and is giving it to ppl 4 free. He called it "The Obnoxious Voice of...", an ode to his own voice. Hes got lyrics about how ireland sucks and how ireland's poor ppl are 'getting fucked in the ass'.



Heres a quote abt his song 'no joy' and its lyrics.
Well, the song I'm most satisfied with on that front is No Joy
It was just a shitty poem about how sometimes my ego got the better of me and I felt like I knew more than my parents and friends and shit. Made total sense to me at the time.
Then I came back, and it didn't quite feel the same
So in the middle of the song I put a spoken word piece about a scientist trying to distill a substance (representative of the pure idea) and being really happy with the result. He comes back the next day and it's still there in it's beaker, but it's visibly changed
The first verse and chorus repeats again, chopped and edited slightly before the sample falls to pieces at the seams
pretty cool



About song titles
Well a lot of it is somewhat arbitrarily named. Experiments and things like that which I just needed to call something beyond 'Untitled 1,2,3 etc'
Sick Day for example is something I made when I was sick. It's a sample of me coughing slowed down
I noticed that I could fit a drum beat in there with one of the snares off the natural beat
so it's kinda like 'sick' in terms of being musically uncomfortably placed
Like that bit, or the one from the other day?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

who is lil b (the based god)

This is lil b (the based god), he looks like jesus. thats why hoes are on his dick/sucking his dick

he is a pretty boy bitch
lets check out his twitter bio

Lil B is a Mogul
Lil B is a 1st rapper ever 2 write and publish a book at 19
Lil B is a Film Score
Lil B is a composer/producer/director/p.b.m.

here is a random screenshot from my twitter timeline

"SHOUTS OUT TO THE DJS IN AFRICA! THE DJS!!! IN RUSSIA AND ARABIA! SHOUTS OUT TO THE DJS IN INDIA!!! SWAG - Lil B"- lil b

here are some of the most based freestyles i could find in the internet


"Lil B "The BasedGod" BASED FREESTYLE OMG AND SHOWS OFF LEGENDARY BASEDGOD"- lil b


"This is PUSHING THE LIMITS OF HIP HOP...
AND ALL THE PEOPLE WITH NARROW MINDS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND..

BE GLAD LIL B DID THIS FOR YOU..
HE IS A HUMAN SACRAFICE.." -lil b

"Im A Fag Im A Lesbian" -lil b

lil b has roughly 7835w6t8375 music videos on the youtube, lets take a look at some of them




"Ellen Degeneres"-lil b



"And i look like jesus christ, bitches on my dick"- lil b
"niggas gettin mad cause I dress like jesus christ"- lil b
"word around town I got bitches and amazement"- lil b


This beat is phat as phuck
"you gonna die with 30 bitches on yo dick, 100 bitches on yo dick, 30 bitches on yo dick"- lil b
"hoes on my dick cause i look like jesus"- lil b
"WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO"- lil b



i wonder what lil b is doing right now











Sunday, December 19, 2010

o~

what does it mean when drugs are your girlfriend